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Tuesday, January 20th, 2009
5:02 pm	i think tna should bring back mikey batts (Comment on this)
Wednesday, August 27th, 2008
8:43 pm	i just had the best poop ever (Comment on this)
Friday, August 15th, 2008
6:56 am	i am the reason the future suffers (Comment on this)
Monday, December 3rd, 2007
11:10 pm	why i liked raw tonight. 1. al snow reference 2. APA 3. kennedy thanking razor ramon for showing up also i read the the ecw spoilers. i dont want to ruin anything but let me just say that a large black man with a an awesome beard will be starring on armaggedon. yeah yo. (Comment on this)
Monday, November 26th, 2007
5:18 pm	the ax murderer (Comment on this)
Sunday, August 19th, 2007
11:04 pm	my review of superbad. awesome. -billy!!!!! (Comment on this)
Monday, June 25th, 2007
1:45 am	What type of partier are you? Your Result: The rock-star party animal You like to get trashed, mostly on domestic beer and mix them with shots of Jaeger till you end up screaming lyrics at the top of your lungs while playing air-guitar to the music. You like the cheap and seedy bars because you can really let loose and get hammered without worry. You get in trouble for the occasional 'spitting/spraying beer in the air from your mouth', aka, the 'beer sprinkler'. You are viewed as energetic and crazy, and can be either the life of the party or the one who gets a group of friends banned from a bar. Bar Social Butterfly Bar Slut Hardcore drunk The Socialite The Lurker The designated driver What type of partier are you? Make Your Own Quiz (Comment on this)
Sunday, June 24th, 2007
1:34 am	hot stuff hernandez is gonna be a future tna heavyweight champ. its true. he is awesome. you heard it here first. (Comment on this)
Thursday, June 14th, 2007
2:09 am	my favorite poker player i have alot of favorite poker players. but i have narrowed it down to one. i know alot of u wont agree. but watch him play and you'll understand. my favorite poker player ever is huck seed. i know. wow. but seriously. watch him play. he is so good. (Comment on this)
Monday, May 28th, 2007
9:24 pm	Your 1920's Name is: Jonas Adolphus What's Your 1920's Name? (Comment on this)
Sunday, May 13th, 2007
9:06 pm	viscera taken from wwe.com Then there’s the case of Viscera, who might be the most fascinating character in the history of WWE, if not human civilization. Hear me out. Viscera used to be known as Mabel. Like many WWE Superstars, he has had his ups and downs. He started as a friendly rapping giant in Men on a Mission. (“We’re Men on a Mission… the Quebecers we be dissin….” – Top THAT, Ludacris.) Then Mabel shocks everyone by winning King of the Ring, loses the rapping and becomes KING Mabel. (With his former tag partner Mo becoming… wait for it… Sir Mo.) Then for a while, nothing happens until…Undertaker while forming his Ministry of Darkness kidnaps and “sacrifices” Mabel. Sacrifices were pretty big back in ‘99 with Undertaker abducting various people, brainwashing them, changing their identities and turning them into his zombified disciples. That’s right, before there was Lost and The Others, there was Undertaker and Mabel. So Mabel turns into Viscera – the demonic crazy-eyed, latex-wearing minion of Undertaker. The only problem is the Ministry of Darkness disbanded eight years ago and Mabel is STILL Viscera. Everyone else in the Ministry moved on, but NOBODY bothered to fix Viscera. Say what you will, but that’s fascinating. And I haven’t even gotten to the part where Viscera, after not talking for years, decides to become a “500-pound love machine” and starts a bizarre love/hate relationship with Lilian Garcia. The point is, does this man know of his former life? Do his parents still try to contact him? Siblings? What does Sir Mo think of all this? You mean to tell me if you gathered the nation's top psycho-therapists, Mo and Oscar from Men on a Mission, and various members of Mabel’s family, put them in a room for an intervention, set up a bunch of cameras and called it Deprogramming Viscera, America wouldn’t be sucked in? These are the things I think about. So with that backstory in mind, here’s where things get weird – Viscera arrives to Raw with apparently one purpose – to eat a fat, juicy steak. Seriously, that’s it. He doesn’t have a match. No interview. He presumably flew to State College, Pa., checked out of his hotel, got into his rental car, and came to the arena with one goal in mind – eat dinner. And what happens? Right as he’s about to pour steak sauce over his meal, he lifts the tray to reveal his steak has been STOLEN. Stolen by what turns out to be two petty criminals looking to sell the steak to a worldwide television audience for Mother’s Day, of all things! If Viscera isn’t on the cover when People does their “Most Fascinating People” issue, then something is wrong. (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Wednesday, April 18th, 2007
11:17 pm	Which Goonie r u? Mouth You are Mouth, you are adorable, But very mischievious. You're cool, and full of charm, everyone loves you except those who know you, and even then, you get some lovin' Take The Quiz Now! Quizzes by myYearbook.com (Comment on this)
Wednesday, March 14th, 2007
1:49 am	me and pete talk wrestling Bartleby237 (1:38:22 AM): dlo could have beeen world champ with the right angle MARV7718 (1:38:33 AM): i dont know about that Bartleby237 (1:38:52 AM): FOR real Bartleby237 (1:38:54 AM): listen... Bartleby237 (1:39:15 AM): DLO could be like a Martin Luther King Jr angle' MARV7718 (1:39:14 AM): they coulda with val venis but he never got out of the porn gimmick MARV7718 (1:39:19 AM): hahaha Bartleby237 (1:39:28 AM): like the descendent of MLKJR Bartleby237 (1:39:30 AM): BUUUTTTTT Bartleby237 (1:39:36 AM): HE DISAGREES with his family Bartleby237 (1:39:51 AM): he believes blacks are bettter offf without whites intergrated with them Bartleby237 (1:40:12 AM): I have a Dream.... That I KICK YOUR ASSS PUNK CRACKA ASS! MARV7718 (1:40:17 AM): your ridiculous Bartleby237 (1:40:26 AM): It be hugggeeee Bartleby237 (1:40:37 AM): I smell world champion Bartleby237 (1:40:47 AM): even if he steals it... it still counts MARV7718 (1:40:50 AM): i smell wrestling in japan Bartleby237 (1:41:05 AM): like say he holds the world champ at gun point during a match... Bartleby237 (1:41:20 AM): and forces them to lay down and let him pin them.. 1..2..33 Bartleby237 (1:41:54 AM): or else he blows thier head offf Bartleby237 (1:42:00 AM): did u hear about my xpac angle?? Bartleby237 (1:42:11 AM): where xpac becomes a RAPIST. MARV7718 (1:42:10 AM): i cant wait to hear about it MARV7718 (1:42:17 AM): excellent Bartleby237 (1:42:22 AM): xpac rapes the divas Bartleby237 (1:42:26 AM): and everyone is scared of him Bartleby237 (1:42:38 AM): he slips them rufies... Bartleby237 (1:42:46 AM): or comes up behind them in the parking lot after a show Bartleby237 (1:42:55 AM): and grabs them Bartleby237 (1:43:17 AM): he rapes stephanie.. Bartleby237 (1:43:28 AM): and it makes the angle TRIPLE H/XPAC for world title Bartleby237 (1:43:36 AM): xpac wins world title as a rapist Bartleby237 (1:43:44 AM): BE HUGE MARV7718 (1:43:56 AM): your the best pete Bartleby237 (1:44:01 AM): How does a friend FORGIVE and forget when his best friend rapes his own wife??? Bartleby237 (1:44:10 AM): tell them that wouldn't have beeen the BEST ANGLE Bartleby237 (1:44:48 AM): weeeeks of stephanie crying.. refusing to walk triple h/xpac down the aisle. finalllyyy after weeeks.. she breaks down in the middddle of the ring.. and cries and tells triple h the truth.. Bartleby237 (1:45:01 AM): BIGGEST STORYLINE MARV7718 (1:46:35 AM): wild (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Tuesday, December 26th, 2006
10:24 pm	I, billy enright, being of sound mind, hereby bequeath my entire estate to a Ferrari. I do this because they walk the walk. My only regret in this life was that all my friends are wankers. 'What will your Last Will and Testament say?' at QuizGalaxy.com (Comment on this)
10:20 pm	<td align="center"> billy enright -- [adjective]: Tastes like fried chicken 'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com</td> (Comment on this)
Thursday, December 21st, 2006
6:16 pm	i figured out how to time travel into the future. first you get yourself some cisco bumwine. then you drink the cisco bumwine. next thing you know, its a day and a half later. (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Monday, December 11th, 2006
3:42 am	im goin to drive with pete to vegas. he just informed me that there are some casinos before vegas. one of them is named buffalo bill's and another one is named whiskey pete's. since im bill and he is pete, i hope we make it to vegas. (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, December 10th, 2006
6:14 pm	dont you hate it when your nut flush draw doesnt come in???? (Comment on this)
Wednesday, December 6th, 2006
3:58 pm	so yesturday after seeing for your consideration with parker, djohn, and showtime we went to kareoke at paddy murphy's. so after butchering complicated by avril and steal my sunshine by len (it was pretty bad) i was flipping through the book so i could redeem myself. they didnt have my songs there. no sugar by system of a down, no fire water burn by the bloodhound gang, and not even one song by sunlime. and then i found what i was looking for. the song of all songs. chocolate salty balls by chef from south park. i wrote it down on the paper. i waited awhile to hand it in. then i handed it in. the kareoke guy read it and the said "you're out of your mind." he put it in none the less. so while telling people to suck on my chocolate salty ball via song, i look over and i see the gang shaking their heads and laughing at the same time. if i could do that, then i know i was doing a good job. the song was a success. so after a few more beers and songs by the guys we left and went to yer man's for more kareoke. so we get there and i look through the book and i find sugar by system and i sing it. a few people stapped me as i was walking to the table to tell me they liked it. i was feeling good. so after a carbomb and some more beers i wanna sing another song. im goin through the master copy of songs. im looking for party hard by andrew wk cause i sang it there with joe before. but its a different guy and he doesnt have it. then i look for boom boom boom by the venga boys cause i sang it there before with joe also. the new guy doesnt have it. i go back to the table saddened. i went back to the table and a some wings. then i went back to the book. and i flipped through it for a while. then i saw it. they too had chocolate salty balls by chef. so i put it in. so while singing it i look around and i see alot of people laughing and going "what the hell" at the same time. so i knew i was doin another good job. alot of people liked it. so now i have a new kareoke song. i plan on singing it again in the very near future. so come on down and watch the awesomeness happen. (Comment on this)
Friday, November 17th, 2006
8:17 pm	wild being drunk in the morning is crazy. now i gotta hang out with the guy at the deli who asked me if a was a nazi. i dont know how this happened. maybe cause i was drunk. in other news. i think im gonna try out for the next last comic standing. i need to find out when that is. i have a great joke that i think they'll like. (Comment on this)